Under the “you can’t make this up” category, you can now buy a divorce party.  Montreal VIP, who wants its customers to live like a VIP, is offering a Divorce Party Package.  I’ve attached it below:

Re-introduce yourself to single society with our divorce party package. Experience all the debauchery with zero guilt. Unlike your ex, our divorce parties will not take you to the cleaners with packages starting at $100 per person per night.

Free divorce party w/ purchase of bachelor party*
*Just like your marriage(s) this offer will not last forever, call for details.

  • Four star hotel with optional suite
  • Exclusive VIP nightlife with bottle service
  • VIP at the strip clubs
  • Champagne service at the strip clubs
  • Casino – you gambled once why not do it again!
  • VIP host
  • Fine dining reservation

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Incidentally, the details on the free offer:

Offer valid till Jan 1st 2008.

Divorce must be finalized within six months of legal marriage. Valid only to previous clients who have had their bachelor party with Montreal VIP. Client must present official legal proof of divorce and marriage in order to claim their free divorce party. Size of free divorce party must be equal to or smaller than previous bachelor party. Void where prohibited.